Mittwoch, 27. Juni 2007
Learning English - Lesson One


WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit. = I'm gay


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Deze winkel verkopt alleen artikelen uit Engeland, die het levensgevoel en waarden van het engelse landleven weerspiegelen.


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CFC YouTube Club-Mix (I)
Liebe Freunde, schaltet alle drei YouTube-Player zugleich an und hinterlasst uns den Namen fuer diesen exklusiven 'Mix Nummer Eins' in den Kommentaren.







Herzlichen Dank.


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